It would appear Faye’s first appearance on the site went down a storm with everyone enjoying Faye’s figure, banter and her to camera BTS — among other things. You did see that right? If not, jump back here to see and read the first post (or you could if you were a memeber). We’ll wait. [Going “down a storm” might mean something different over here.]
Ah, you’re back, then let us continue. Most popular among the many comments we got about Faye were questions about something Faye found during the shoot, obviously left over from the previous set. Let us fill you in on what happened. [Have you noticed that when British women say “naughty” it never really sounds very, well, naughty?]
We were shooting on a barn set and Faye was doing her usual thing of climbing around the scene, giving cheeky banter to the camera while producing great poses. It was during this time — while down to her panties in fact — that Faye happened to look down and notice something catching her eye. She says, “Oh, my God!” and bends down. We are wondering what she’s doing when Faye sits back up with a face of mock shock and starts to show all the cameras a small item, smiling all the while. She hands the item over, and then we notice what it is: A condom wrapper. Faye says, “Something naughty’s been going on in this corner,” smiling. We show the wrapper to the camshow camera in case people hadn’t seen it properly. [We saw the still on the Message Board, and we still couldn’t see it “properly” truth be told. On the other hand, maybe British guys just need very small condoms. Who knows? … Sure doesn’t seem like much of a wrapper. … Sort of like Vanilla Ice, come to think of it. Is he British?]