Back at the TVX booth, all the stars they had were now there (Katie K, Syren Sexton, Tanya Tate and Angel Long), and the booth was getting busier and busier. Someone asked Syren to pose by the Erotica background near the TVX booth. Though we didn’t notice it at the time (until we were going through the pictures once we got back home on our computer), Syren was showing a bit more than downstairs than normal. Thank goodness for good camera lenses! Also Syren was showing her boobies so I shot away (Taking pictures I mean!) and filmed her as well. [If you could not tell that Mav falls into the “Boob Man” category before, after looking at this photograph and realizing that he completely missed the “exposed lips” part, you will have no doubt.]
There was a burlesque show about to start, so I headed over to the small stage they had to one side of the convention hall. Naturally I swapped out my normal lens for a zoom lens when I got in place. [Nothing like a good zoom lens at a porn convention, we always say.] This show only lasted just around 30 minutes and had only three artists, but they were good, and the last artist did surprise the people watching since most people thought it was a woman and then suddenly realised it was a guy! [Yeah, well, it could have been worse. That can be a real bummer of a revelation, depending upon the circumstances.]
We’d decided to take one more walk around the convention before heading home when we noticed Yazim at the Strictly Anywhere booth with her boobies out and about for everyone to see. [”Don’t look now, your momma’s got her boobs out!” … Blame Maverick for that one. He’s the one that brought up Rodney Carrington in today’s I Love My Boobs post.] Good thing I’d changed to a zoom lens due to the burlesque show earlier. [Think he’ll remember that zoom lens at the next convention? … Yeah, we don’t either. … Our only shot would be if there were no large-breasted blondes present this year. Seems like a very slim chance, right?]
Back down to the main floor of the convention, we made a last visit to the TVX booth. Syren was away from the booth, so I saw Katie K and had a quick chat with her and said she could sell me a DVD to keep her bosses happy. [Hopefully Syren does not read about that little detail here. Mav still has some things to learn female-wise it would appear.] She asked what I liked and I said I didn’t really pigeon-hole myself. So she recommended Katie K’s Teenage Rampage. I also grabbed a copy of one of Syren’s award-winning series A Life in Bras which she thought up for TVX. It had even won an SHAFTA award last year. [OK. I’m just going to say it: Having a porn award with “SHAFT” in the name beats the heck out of some silly “AVN” or “XBIZ” title. Clearly porn over here needs better acronyms … and just as soon as we find enough people at those places who know what that means, we’ll help them get to work on it.]
Even the bosses in the booth asked if I wanted the DVDs signed. I wasn’t going to turn that down. [Next time you should try it Mav, assuming you want to see some very confused faces. We once bought 50 copies of a single movie at an L.A. Erotica show since Digital Playground was selling them to the public there cheaper than they would sell them to Julia wholesale. Technically, however, I guess I would not call those faces “confused” per se. Perhaps “unhappy” … Although now that Digital Playground itself has new owners, maybe they’ll start treating the contract stars better.] Luckily, Syren was back, and they called her over to sign her DVD. Syren joked that I said she’d sell me the DVDs. [Here’s a hint, Mav: She wasn’t joking.] While Syren signed her DVD, she started to write “MaM”, but then corrected it and said she couldn’t think why she’d started to write it like that. [You mean you can’t figure out why she might spell your name wrong on a DVD you promised to buy from her, but ended up buying from a different star? … My friend, we need to chat.]
Syren was then asked to pose with her award, and I just happened to be in the right place to take some pictures and video. She showed off her oral skills on the award. [It’s just a hunch here, Mav, but that will probably be as close as you get to Syren’s oral skills until you figure out some basics. You’re buying the beer at AEE this time … ]
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By the way, if you find yourself in London and want to see what we find erotic, we have a fine assistant.