Back towards the front of the convention, we saw Jenna Haze signing at the Jules Jordan booth, and jessica drake was now also signing at the Wicked booth, opposite. [We have no idea who might have been signing at the other booth, behind.]
Ginna Michaels was attracting a lot of attention at a big tits booth. I’m not going to point out the two reasons why as they speak for themselves. [Um. … After a careful analysis of the included photographic evidence, we’re going to go with because he pen matched her shirt and everyone really liked her hat. Those factors clearly explain the attention she was receiving. … That has to be it.]
Back at the Clips4Sale booth, we saw a model tied up on an X-shaped bondage piece, and the crowds were yelling and screaming as she was made to cum. [Sure she was. That always happens in giant well-lit rooms full of strange observers. … Yep. No way she was faking. Not a chance.] They eventually untied her, but they had used t-shirts to wipe her sweat and “other” juices from her body and were throwing them out into the crowd. Sadly, Gibby didn’t catch any t-shirts. [Considering the size of Uncle Gibby, he clearly wasn’t trying all that hard. Maybe he was skeptical too. He does seem to learn quickly.]
Joanna Angel was signing near the Evil Angel booth, and even though she had a little signing table and a chair, she had a bunch of fans around her waiting for signed stuff. [Well, Evil Angel doesn’t employ those giant bouncer-people like Wicked does in order to discourage unruly line formation. … OK. That may not be precisely true, because when John Stagliano himself shows up, he has lots of body guards. … There’s almost certainly a lesson in there somewhere, but it’s probably not important.]
Once again, there were a lot of dancers dancing around stripper poles. Wow, stripper poles must be the only things not effected by the current economic downturn. [Oddly enough, the stripper ranks seem to swell with quality participants every time the local economy slows a bit. And there’s definitely a lesson in there.]
To round off our first day at ELA, we saw Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley signing at the FAME awards booth. They had recently started up their own joint company and their table had fans all around it wanting to get signed stuff and pictures taken. Eva had just comeback after a period of time away from the US industry to have a child, but she’d bounced back to how she looked like on the banner behind her. Teagan herself was drawing lots of fans with her usual exposed midriff and figure-hugging jeans. [Knowing both of these women to some degree, we can state with certainty that we’d do any time of hugging that Ms. Presley had in mind, and Ms. Angelena can feel free to mother us to her heart’s content. Age comes before real beauty, right?]
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| Eva Angelina & Teagan Presley signing for fans | ||
With day one at an end, we headed back to the hotel to mull the day’s events over several beers. Oh, and the wedding celebrations were still in full flow. [For a variety of reasons it seems appropriate to end our recollection of this day’s festivities with a slight paraphrase of yet another Blue Collar Comedy Colloquialism: Get her done! … ]