Holly Kiss – No Bush In This Garden
We have a new star joining our roster today, and how we came about shooting with this particular individual turned out to be an experience in itself. [As any good experience should be, after all.]
Holly Kiss has been modeling in the UK industry for a while now, and we must confess to having chased her around a bit before we could get our schedules to mesh. Holly puts herself in the “MILF” category, but it did not take long with her in person before we all just shortened that to the “ILF” group as far as we’re concerned. We don’t take life too seriously, and neither does Holly. [Life’s too short to take too seriously. All our stories are going to end the same way, you know.]
If you have been a member for any length of time, you know that every so often we draw up a list of models we’d like to work with over the coming months. Holly had been on those lists for a long time. This time, though, we brought our budding social media efforts into play. We thought, “Why not get the Twitter community to vote?” [Avoid ultimate responsibility. Always an excellent plan.]
Consequently, we put out a Tweet asking for people to email us and vote for a currently active UK female porn star they’d like us to shoot. We gave the votes two weeks to tabulate, keeping track as we went along, obviously. [Obviously. If you keep your social media response to yourselves, it hardly seems very social.] Now there were a few people trying to play the system by setting up multiple email accounts with variations on their name, which did not actually work. Er, we do look at the emails so it was easy to see especially if you were doing from the same email host. Anyway, after counting all the votes that included some for new models and some for a few we’d shot before, Holly Kiss came out as the one fans had chosen. [Excuse us while we kiss the sky.]
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We have much more to bring you in more of a “shoot report” sort of fashion in the future, obviously, but we just couldn’t wait for the longer report because of Holly’s great BTS intro. … You see, Holly had put her foot up on the counter to put some socks on and had accidentally made the BTS camera go into shut-off mode. Thankfully, we arrived just after this had happened and were still able to get a bit of Holly getting ready for a set we have called, No Bush in This Garden. (It’s a pun on Holly having a shaved lady bit.)
[Two things:
- If you have to explain a pun, you have not done it properly.
- Over in America, at least at this point in time, “No Bush in the Garden” sounds like a political statement espousing the philosophy that George Sr. and George Jr. were quite enough, thank you.
If you follow American politics at all, you’re probably laughing, and laughing …]