While still at the booth we saw Sunny Lane come over and start to dance with Phoenix Marie. [Rumor has it that we’ll soon have an “Uncle Gibby Special, Exclusive, and Really Neat, Video Project” from this show to put up on the risqué site, so do keep an eye over there. … Of course all of that presumes that Sire Gibness understands that we can’t just use any old song in the soundtrack, even if it’s “really, really wonderful, and fits the show perfectly” – or any such variation on the theme. People from the real world can get confused in our little tangential reality.]
As we walked around behind the LA Direct booth, we saw Lexi Belle attracting a lot of attention in what I can only describe as a tight red and white top, with red hot pants, and red and white (very long) socks. [And because Mav can only describe it that way, you have learned why he does not write for major newspapers or international magazines. … Call us crazy, but we took a vote, and everyone over here felt like the picture really could speak for itself, and didn’t need much in the way of explanation, beyond the helpful identification of the star. … That said, of course, trying to figure out the Maverick rationale ranks second only to trying to figure out D.Minion’s.]
On our travels, I was looking to see if Lexi Love was signing yet, but so far we hadn’t seen her, and I was beginning to think I might have to take the beans back to the hotel. [The rest of us were actually looking forward to this turn of events as you might imagine. If you can’t taunt and ridicule your friends, what good are they really?]
The Jules Jordan booth, which was opposite the Wicked booth, had Nikki Benz, Dana DeArmond and a couple of other stars signing and drawing fans in. [And behind the Jules Jordan booth was another booth that you can’t see in the pictures either. We certainly hope you’re building yourself a flow chart or using a print out of those pictures taken from the press room to help keep track here.]
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| Jules Jordan booth | ||
Wicked now had Stormy and Kaylani signing and, true to form, attracting long lines around the Wicked booth. [Well, other booth owners would probably have complained if the long lines wrapped around their areas. … Sometimes people that spend a lot of money on promotional events have remarkably little sense of humor about that sort of thing, I’ve found. And, just so you don’t fall victim to the same mistake I have, telling them to just “have a coke and a smile” doesn’t seem to help their moods at all.]
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| Wicked stars Stormy & Kaylani meeting fans | |
Sunny Leone and Monique Alexander had their own booth and this time, Sunny was there, but through the grape vine, Lon had found out she would be arriving soon. [We old guys know about grape vines too. And many of use are familiar with the grapes they bear along with various applied uses for them.] So Uncle Gibby got some signed stuff from Sunny and made his wallet that bit lighter. [Sunny days make us all feel lighter as a rule, don’t they?]
Belladonna, as ever, already had a long line over at the Evil Angel booth and was taking the time to chat to her fans and make each one feel special. [She might even have been telling some hapless Brit that she really missed eating the beans over there. Who knows?]
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| Belladonna at Evil Angel booth with lots of fans | ||